Posted by steve on November 10, 19100 at 15:51:23:
Is it possible that in the near future all: "scuba" divers will be regulated? If government officials have their way the "Barrett Welfare Bill-13" will require all divers and dive shops to be licensed.
It appears there is a serious concern over the recent attacks on decent law abiding citizens by these dangerous divers, who seem to be wandering aimlessly among the general population, with sharp spears in hand, and lawyers in their shirt pocket, masks to hide their identity, and of course those wet suits men-in-black messing everything up. "I almost had a heart attack" one man said. "I was just minding my own business when I walked into one of those diving shops and there they were....ready to do business, I mean serious business. It was enough to keep me away for the rest of my life." There must be countless stories like this one.
"STAMP THEIR BUTTS!! THE BUTT RULE MUST PASS" is the chant from the temple, the throngs of incensed citizens. If this dangerous breed is allowed to continue to mingle with decent folk they should be tested, licensed, be required to wear a warning sign (BUTTS RULE), and have their license number tattooed ON THE BUTTS. The new regulations would also require the diving wet suits to have a DROP-DOWN FLAP in the back so the BUTT TAG license BARRE-13 as they will call it, is easily accessible to the diver police. This live ammo fully armed, beer gutted and hard to understand official we spoke had this to say... "Well get them wet suckers. When we say drop, we don't mean to the ground. That wet and dangerous diver will have to drop that flap and bend over so we can see that license number ON HIS BUTT. That'll stop em from scarin them good people all over the place. Plus we was told by the higher ups that we'll all share in the loot we steal from them in the way of fees and fines." "Can you just imagine the look on their faces when we catch em just after a big salvage job that probably took em years to recover, research, and they find out that we get the whole thing without even a contract for ten (10%)percent." "Yaaa, they'll call it piracy on the high seas, so be it, we got guns, that's all that counts here."
Well these guys get my vote. It's about time someone takes control and stops these hoodlums. The only question that seems to linger is....WHAT IS IT THE DIVERS ARE DOING THAT IS UNLAWFUL?? It must be something and they should be punished.
*The BARRE THE BARRETT BUTT BILL BUTT-13,("BBBBB-13"), by barre butt-13, identifies certified divers on scrap piles, by bear butt approval from the Crown and Jason, the front "strowman" for this addision contract offer to dive your butt on scrap, on Sunday, is a Warrant by way of a bill, to insure diver accidents and their welfare conpensations in millions of dollars. Every contract gives and takes consideration. This addision Contract offer gives more than it takes away, much more.
The divers intelectual property is protected from Indiana Jones raids, it is exclusively the diver's property, or if then shared with a few personal friends, or club members. Rights of publication included. Why would they invite Jason, to take their intelectual property for confiscation? Who are these new pirates? *
True freedom lies in total regulation. Read between the lines here. There's more to it that butt stamps and divers flashing the new police that appeared over the horison. It's called an orderly society...get it.
MORE POLICE + MORE REGULATION + MORE TAXES, FINES & PENALTIES = ORDERLY SOCIETY = TOTAL FREEDOM. I say stamp those butts, take those spears, and fine em into submission. Let freedom ring throughout the land.
steve
diveonz@yahoo.com