Posted by Serjio Valentino on November 16, 1999 at 10:05:11:
shipwrecks are really cool. i like the part where everyone drowns, and go down to watery, cold, hell.
if i were the captain of a ship, i would intentionally crash it just so i could see everybody
die. that would be so cool. in fact that brings me to my next point:
is anyone interested in hiring someone to pilot a ship?
i have lots of experience. i can sink anything that moves.
everybody should drown at least once.